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Xmas night out 2010!
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RS6+ & 40d MSport X5
As long as you don't wear yer sisters jaiket, shirt or scarf. Oh, don't even think about borrowing yer da's Samba's so you can be like Chic.
The list now stands at 15:
1. Alan- THE DEGENERATE SOUTH LANARKSHIRE BUM LOVING GAYLORD IS 2/1 TO HAVE TUNA FINGERS BEFORE 11PM
2. Paul- WILL ONLY BE ALLOWED ALONG IF HES FINISHED ALL HIS STUDYING FOR HIS 'PRELIMS'. ALSO GOT A PRIOR ENGAGEMENT MODELLI G FOR THE NEW KEN AND BARBIE RANGE, OUT JAN 11
3. Craig- IS BOOKED IN FOR CORRECTIVE SURGERY ON HIS HEAD SHAPE OWING TO HAT OVER USAGE
4. Merk- GIVEN ODDS OF 33/1 THAT MERK DOESNT ASS RAPE A 'BURLY' WAITRESS BETWEEN COURSES
5. Scott F- FAVOURITE TO BE OFFERED A RACE FROM BIG IAIN IN A 106 XSI.
6. Gaz - FIRM FAVOURITE TO SLASH GALLY OF BOTH HIS MANHOOD, LOCKS AND HANDS. EXPECTED TO REMIND DANNY 43 TIMES ABOUT THE SIZE OF HIS TV. (A YEAR OLD GAG NOW)
7. Chic - MIGHT HAVE A NEW JACKET THIS YEAR, BUT DONT COUNT ON IT.
8. koi - WILL TELL US DURING THE EVENING THAT THE 'GREASY SPOON' CHINESE IN IRVINE IS FAR BETTER VALUE
9. Steven.m - MIGHT WIN THE BATTLE OF THE 'SHAGOFF' CAR SALESMEN BETWEEN HIM AND THAT HELMET RYAN. EXPECT TOO VALUE TRADE INNS AS THE NIGHT PROGRESSES
10. Simon Pegg - IS WIDELY TIPPED TO 'BAIL' AT 10PM LIKE LAST YEAR AS HE 'CANNY HANDLE THE BUCKFAST' THAT WILL BE PARTAKEN AT CHATERHAULT TRAIN STATION ON THE WAY IN
11. rctempire - IS CHANGING HIS NAME TO MICROPHONE HEID. 5/2 THAT HE WILL KEEP HIS 'MOVEMEBER' TASH FOR THE OCCASION JUST FOR TEH LULZ
12.Fee.Dee - Loves Teppayaki too much.
13. wecraig1508 - IS BRAVE FOR INVITING HIS MISSUS AND WILL REGRET THIS AFTER THE 75TH JAEGERBOMB HITS YOUR LIPS FRANK THE TANK STYLE
14. weecraigs better half - OBLIGATORY CS PICS COMMENT
15. Iain - THE FORUMS ONLY JOHN LESLIE/ DUNCAN FERGUSON AND KRIS BOYD LOOKALIKE. EXPECTED TO BOAST THE HIGHEST CONSUMPTION OF THAT 'WATERY PISCH' AKA TENNENTS
1. Alan- THE DEGENERATE SOUTH LANARKSHIRE BUM LOVING GAYLORD IS 2/1 TO HAVE TUNA FINGERS BEFORE 11PM
2. Paul- WILL ONLY BE ALLOWED ALONG IF HES FINISHED ALL HIS STUDYING FOR HIS 'PRELIMS'. ALSO GOT A PRIOR ENGAGEMENT MODELLI G FOR THE NEW KEN AND BARBIE RANGE, OUT JAN 11
3. Craig- IS BOOKED IN FOR CORRECTIVE SURGERY ON HIS HEAD SHAPE OWING TO HAT OVER USAGE
4. Merk- GIVEN ODDS OF 33/1 THAT MERK DOESNT ASS RAPE A 'BURLY' WAITRESS BETWEEN COURSES
5. Scott F- FAVOURITE TO BE OFFERED A RACE FROM BIG IAIN IN A 106 XSI.
6. Gaz - FIRM FAVOURITE TO SLASH GALLY OF BOTH HIS MANHOOD, LOCKS AND HANDS. EXPECTED TO REMIND DANNY 43 TIMES ABOUT THE SIZE OF HIS TV. (A YEAR OLD GAG NOW)
7. Chic - MIGHT HAVE A NEW JACKET THIS YEAR, BUT DONT COUNT ON IT.
8. koi - WILL TELL US DURING THE EVENING THAT THE 'GREASY SPOON' CHINESE IN IRVINE IS FAR BETTER VALUE
9. Steven.m - MIGHT WIN THE BATTLE OF THE 'SHAGOFF' CAR SALESMEN BETWEEN HIM AND THAT HELMET RYAN. EXPECT TOO VALUE TRADE INNS AS THE NIGHT PROGRESSES
10. Simon Pegg - IS WIDELY TIPPED TO 'BAIL' AT 10PM LIKE LAST YEAR AS HE 'CANNY HANDLE THE BUCKFAST' THAT WILL BE PARTAKEN AT CHATERHAULT TRAIN STATION ON THE WAY IN
11. rctempire - IS CHANGING HIS NAME TO MICROPHONE HEID. 5/2 THAT HE WILL KEEP HIS 'MOVEMEBER' TASH FOR THE OCCASION JUST FOR TEH LULZ
12.Fee.Dee - Loves Teppayaki too much.
13. wecraig1508 - IS BRAVE FOR INVITING HIS MISSUS AND WILL REGRET THIS AFTER THE 75TH JAEGERBOMB HITS YOUR LIPS FRANK THE TANK STYLE
14. weecraigs better half - OBLIGATORY CS PICS COMMENT
15. Iain - THE FORUMS ONLY JOHN LESLIE/ DUNCAN FERGUSON AND KRIS BOYD LOOKALIKE. EXPECTED TO BOAST THE HIGHEST CONSUMPTION OF THAT 'WATERY PISCH' AKA TENNENTS
The_Pirate
ClioSport Club Member
Golf R
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The_Pirate
ClioSport Club Member
Golf R
Use my deposit to dry your eyes gaz.
Ive got work commitments that i cant get out of.
Ive got work commitments that i cant get out of.
Porsche Boxster987S
Calm down dear, it's only a prawn! I never did the "Green Goblin" and the cleeper, aye, well...
RS6+ & 40d MSport X5
How about I stick your tenner doon yer throat ya cheeky prick!!!
Al give you yer tenner deposit back, ye obviously need it.
All talk, nae action!
The_Pirate
ClioSport Club Member
Golf R
Need it for what? Ear plugs so a dont need to listen tae this pish.
If i canny make it i canny make it. End of.
Gee the tenner to charity or throw it in the kitty for aw i care tbh.
The_Pirate
ClioSport Club Member
Golf R
:-D
Poor avatar you're sporting Charlie boy
123D Coupe + MK1 MX5
oh YEE of little faith.
The nights oot ye don't expect tae be belters are always the best wans anyway...
ya FUD. x
The_Pirate
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Golf R
FLOL
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