Xmas night out 2010!

[.GAZ.]

Taxi for one!!

 

[R20 CWH]

best plan

 

[Alan]

It's a late afternoon-early evening event..

Blame it..

 

[R20 CWH]

xmas play list....

 

[Alan]

This is for when me n you lay down for the after-party Charlie boy:

 

[R20 CWH]

is that 'billios' is doing a minter of a fry up?

actually the 'after party' chat was usual as many green red squares you could neck in panama jaks from memory

 

[Craig.D]

Taxi for one!!

What about me ya FUD!!

 

[.GAZ.]

Taxi fur a F4NNY!

;P

 

[Alan]

is that 'billios' is doing a minter of a fry up?

actually the 'after party' chat was usual as many green red squares you could neck in panama jaks from memory

It's redic mate..honestly!

FLOL, and mitch was still in a bad mood!

 

[rctempire]

hmm coin up front the usual ball ache.

WEE UPDATE FOR ANY LURKERS OR FORGETFULL FOLK....

1. Gally - WILL BE EXPECTED TO PUT HIS £30 FOR MUNCH ON TABLE UP FRONT BEFORE THE MEAL CAUSE HES A WEE BENDER. 4/11 FAVOURITE TO GET STABBED AT SOMEPOINT DURING THE NIGHT
2. Alan- THE DEGENERATE SOUTH LANARKSHIRE BUM LOVING GAYLORD IS 2/1 TO HAVE TUNA FINGERS BEFORE 11PM
3. Paul- WILL ONLY BE ALLOWED ALONG IF HES FINISHED ALL HIS STUDYING FOR HIS 'PRELIMS'. ALSO GOT A PRIOR ENGAGEMENT MODELLI G FOR THE NEW KEN AND BARBIE RANGE, OUT JAN 11
4. Craig- IS BOOKED IN FOR CORRECTIVE SURGERY ON HIS HEAD SHAPE OWING TO HAT OVER USAGE
5. Merk- GIVEN ODDS OF 33/1 THAT MERK DOESNT ASS RAPE A 'BURLY' WAITRESS BETWEEN COURSES
6. Scott F- FAVOURITE TO BE OFFERED A RACE FROM BIG IAIN IN A 106 XSI.
7. Gaz - FIRM FAVOURITE TO SLASH GALLY OF BOTH HIS MANHOOD, LOCKS AND HANDS. EXPECTED TO REMIND DANNY 43 TIMES ABOUT THE SIZE OF HIS TV. (A YEAR OLD GAG NOW)
8. Chic - MIGHT HAVE A NEW JACKET THIS YEAR, BUT DONT COUNT ON IT.
9. koi - WILL TELL US DURING THE EVENING THAT THE 'GREASY SPOON' CHINESE IN IRVINE IS FAR BETTER VALUE
10. Dannyunderslashoneseventwohasaoneeighttwowantsatwo hundread - IS GAVIN HENSON AND WILL BE STOPPED FOR AUTOGRAPHS AT LEAST 3 TIMES IN THE NIGHT. ALSO NOW HAS A PLATINUM JACK DANIELS CARD, AWARDED BY THE TENNESSE BREWERY OWING TO 'CONSUMPTION'
11. Steven.m - MIGHT WIN THE BATTLE OF THE 'SHAGOFF' CAR SALESMEN BETWEEN HIM AND THAT HELMET RYAN. EXPECT TOO VALUE TRADE INNS AS THE NIGHT PROGRESSES
12. Simon Pegg - IS WIDELY TIPPED TO 'BAIL' AT 10PM LIKE LAST YEAR AS HE 'CANNY HANDLE THE BUCKFAST' THAT WILL BE PARTAKEN AT CHATERHAULT TRAIN STATION ON THE WAY IN
13. rctempire - IS CHANGING HIS NAME TO MICROPHONE HEID. 5/2 THAT HE WILL KEEP HIS 'MOVEMEBER' TASH FOR THE OCCASION JUST FOR TEH LULZ
14.Fee.Dee - Loves Teppayaki too much.
15. wecraig1508 - IS BRAVE FOR INVITING HIS MISSUS AND WILL REGRET THIS AFTER THE 75TH JAEGERBOMB HITS YOUR LIPS FRANK THE TANK STYLE
16. weecraigs better half - OBLIGATORY CS PICS COMMENT
17. Iain - THE FORUMS ONLY JOHN LESLIE/ DUNCAN FERGUSON AND KRIS BOYD LOOKALIKE. EXPECTED TO BOAST THE HIGHEST CONSUMPTION OF THAT 'WATERY PISCH' AKA TENNENTS

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date and eating venue is:-

YEN, ROTUNDA - http://www.yenrotunda.com/ WE HAVE BOOKED THE TEPPENYAKI TABLES FOR THIS FEAST

Start time: -
7pm, HOWEVER PRE DRINKS AT THE GRAHAMSTON PUB FROM 6PM WILL YOUR HOSTS ALAN JOBBY ROBSON AND HECTOR BROCKLEBANK

Post venue has been confirmed as the Champagne Central at the Grand Central Hotel for anyone who cant make us for dinner. Its on the first floor, overlooks the station concourse.
Very nice and few promos like £2.50 a budvar.

heres the menu, cocktails and gay vodkas etc as standard

http://www.principal-hayley.com/file...0Cocktails.pdf

Added Fee. She wishes teppanyaki.

 

[Gally]

Gally's floopy hair won't be there.

Work's night out re-arranged for this weekend.

Was cancelled on Saturday due to the weather and s**t. I wouldn't bother if it wasn't for the fact that i've paid £120 to go to it. £10 deposit vs £120?

The men have my apologies, it was meant to be rearranged for after the new year but they managed to fit us in this weekend.

 

[Alan]

Now that is bad news little kev'ment x

 

[.GAZ.]

BOOOOOOOM!!!!!

 

[.GAZ.]

ITS TEPPANYAKI!!!!!!!

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeze!

 

[Alan]

Kapow!!!!

 

[Gally]

Now that is bad news little kev'ment x

I'll await Charles' abuse!

 

[R20 CWH]

least the bill wont be a pain in the arse to find out who hasnt paid

 

[R20 CWH]

Added Fee. She wishes teppanyaki.

you sorted the extra £20 deposit fuzzy pubes?

 

[Moby]

Hopefully the weather holds up.

 

[R20 CWH]

yeah concerned that the expectant thursday/ friday 'white out' could make a right roger hunt of this one.

:dapprove:

 

[Moby]

Yeah

 

[R20 CWH]

not as much banter in the thread as well, lots of zipped zippers.

 

[Moby]

Is there a backup plan if the weather spoils this?

 

[R20 CWH]

subway melts from union street.

No like the rest of scotland we have no contingency plan if 0.9cm of snow falls.

 

[Moby]

Lol

 

[Alan]

Wkend rental on a rangey, snow tyres.. Toot it n boot it na na n'aayeeeee

 

[Scott F]

Tbh if youre put of by snow you need to man the f**k up.........Its snow FFS not a hurricane. :rasp:

 

[Moby]

Tell that to the c***s that got stuck overnight on the m80 last week !

 

[Alan]

In theory Scotty yes but taxi drivers poof out as do most of the railway lines, me Al n Taylor just made it into town on the train last year.

 

[Moby]

Surprisingly it was easier to get home

 

[Alan]

Flol! Not when me Charlie Adams n Kris Boyd were cutting about trying to get into the casino... 'here, here mate lettin us in orr wit?'

 

[mace¬]

Am I going to miss Alan and Ali topless sharing straighteners

 

[Alan]

Fraid so P unit x

 

[Scott F]

Yeah i agree with what you guys are saying, but is the snow going to get as bad as what it did for those 14 days? In the space of what 5? I personally cant see it tbh, i hope im right as this will be a laugh.
Heres hoping it goes ahead

 

[mace¬]

Fraid so P unit x

When is it? I feel upset I might never get to see that site again

 

[.GAZ.]

Aye, banter has been pretty poor tbh.

How come my 5yr old son has a bigger telly than Danny?

 

[Alan]

When is it? I feel upset I might never get to see that site again

This sat matey

 

[R20 CWH]

Flol! Not when me Charlie Adams n Kris Boyd were cutting about trying to get into the casino... 'here, here mate lettin us in orr wit?'

didnt we try and flag down a bus to drift home in, even though they was clearly NO bus stop for next million miles.

iirc, you need to go to barstow.

 

[Alan]

A million miles away, written in the stars, a msg to the man oooohhhh

 

[Poopensharten]

Aye, banter has been pretty poor tbh.

How come my 5yr old son has a bigger telly than Danny?

Just dont wear his scarf this week end ya fuckin dong!