Zafira valet. Chewbacca inside.

Bluebeard · Sep 11, 2013

Following on from this hideous mess...

http://www.cliosport.net/forum/showthread.php?699791-Mondeo-valet-(Minging!)&highlight=mondeo+valet

Which I thought was the worst car i'd ever seen! Well today I was presented with a relatively new vauxhall zafira. It had blacked out windows and the outside (bar a bit of car wash damage) was lovely and clean. I opened the door and.... WOW! Never smelt anything like it. I've been up north and everything and i've never smelt anything like this!

I'll let the pics do the talking and I'll update this tomorrow once i've finished it.

As per usual, I removed the front seats to clean it properly. I can't stand people that don't do this. Laziness...

See you tomorrow for the update!

The Russian. · Sep 11, 2013

I'd be blowing chunks everywhere, hate stuff like that.

Poopensharten · Sep 11, 2013

Up north? You better not mean North North you bald f**k!

OT; that is vile! Whats his f**king house like??

Billybhoy78 · Sep 11, 2013

Nasty!

Ive never known anyone takes seats out too clean a car.....top marks!

Bluebeard · Sep 11, 2013

Billybhoy78 said:
Nasty!

Ive never known anyone takes seats out too clean a car.....top marks!

I do it on all my cars. Can't stand dropping my phone down the gap and pulling out someone else's hair. Makes me feel sick.

seb · Sep 11, 2013

How much cash did you find in my bmw daniel? Any hidden surprises? Must have been a roll up some where lol

Flat Eric · Sep 11, 2013

That's worse than daves dog kennel!

I bet it's rewarding to see the finished product isn't it.
Look forward to seeing the results

Beef-Mc · Sep 11, 2013

Can't wait to see the results, no matter what you post Daniel it always drags me in.

Paul.M · Sep 11, 2013

Your a brave man!

I can't wait to see the finished pics

Bluebeard · Sep 12, 2013

In work nice and early to get cracking on this one!

LiamR172 · Sep 12, 2013

Do you just use a normal hover to remove the hair Daniel?

I find that some hair gets stuck in the carpet and its a right pain to get out.

Bluebeard · Sep 12, 2013

Rubber dog brush and a Hoover mate yeah. Takes a long time but its the only way you can do it.

Tony Hunter · Sep 12, 2013

Early!!
Wash your hands before you eat that mac muffin.

You should have been on the bus with me yesterday, two smelly women.

Adamm. · Sep 12, 2013

Disgusting, I'd want a shower after every journey with that.

LiamR172 · Sep 12, 2013

Ah, i never thought of a rubber brush.

Look forward to seeing the results!

Bluebeard · Sep 12, 2013

The bus?! I'd rather s**t in my hands and clap.

Cub. · Sep 12, 2013

Lol, chop chop or you'll still be pulling up thin and curlies at midnight tonight!

Tony Hunter · Sep 12, 2013

Cub. said:
Lol, chop chop or you'll still be pulling up thin and curlies at midnight tonight!

He'll be saving them up, then sticking them on his head.

Flat Eric · Sep 12, 2013

Bag up the hairs and give them the customer

Bluebeard · Sep 12, 2013

Tony Hunter said:
He'll be saving them up, then sticking them on his head.

You stupid old c**t.

Scrooge · Sep 12, 2013

I hope you're using fire.

George182 · Sep 12, 2013

Jesus - some people have no standards!

Budgie · Sep 12, 2013

Daniel said:
Rubber dog brush and a Hoover mate yeah. Takes a long time but its the only way you can do it.

It's not, I've told you before.

Get a blowtorch.

Flick it over the hair and it disappears. No damage to seats either.

Bluebeard · Sep 12, 2013

Budgie said:
It's not, I've told you before.

Get a blowtorch.

Flick it over the hair and it disappears. No damage to seats either.

I've used your method! I did it on a Audi A4. This didn't warrant it though. The hairs weren't embedded in the carpet thankfully.

Looks f**king mint now though!

Tony Hunter · Sep 12, 2013

Daniel said:
You stupid old c**t.

I see what you did there.

Mr Burns · Sep 12, 2013

Daniel, you need a Sticky Buddy...

(NWS)

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Renault Wolverhampton · Sep 12, 2013

bag up the hair and send it up here i can make a few wigs for george who works here.and yes it'll need all that hair he's a big old unit

l33th3tr33 · Sep 12, 2013

SteBurns said:
Daniel, you need a Sticky Buddy...

(NWS)

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In f**king tears!

JP83 · Sep 12, 2013

Is it Dave's car?!

Bluebeard · Sep 12, 2013

That is f**king hilarious!!

Cub. · Sep 12, 2013

That sticky buddy vid is comedy gold. The voice over of the granny and the fat one had me in tears.

.Adam. · Sep 12, 2013

PMSL! That has to be a wind up.

Daz. · Sep 12, 2013

FLOL!

That old Woman with the cat.... Just watch it again.

Bluebeard · Sep 12, 2013

Just finished it. Looks f**king mint! Shame I've got a shitty phone camera and the sun is blazing. My pictures are s**t.

Nik · Sep 12, 2013

LOL, after watching that Jaboody Dubs video a while back we actually bought a real Sticky Buddy of ebay. They are superb for this sort of thing.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/261235689729

Flat Eric · Sep 12, 2013

That video is great! I want one of those!!!!!

Scrooge · Sep 12, 2013

Lol sticky buddy. Just watched it in a clients house it's made their parrot go mad!

Bluebeard · Sep 12, 2013

I finished the car at about 1pm today. Here's the finished pics.

I genuinely think that you'd never know it had dogs in it. I used a smoke bomb over last night to get rid of the smell and every bit of the interior has been washed/cleaned.

Outside was machine polished with AF revitalise followed with Gtecniq P1 and then polished with triple.