Clio 172
Congratulations on driving like an absolute tool in rush hour traffic last night, I commend your ability to weave in and out of traffic and tailgate other cars whilst exceeding the speed limit. And just so your fully aware no one was in awe at your awsome ability behind the wheel, Ayrton Senna you are not my son. All in all I have to say (and I am sure I am not alone on this) that you represented yourself like a proper ****. I am not adverse to driving fast nor am I a saint who never speeds but your efforts were above and beyond the realms of stupidity so good job in making yourself out to be a complete fuckwit of the highest order.