Clio TT 425 + bhp upgrade

[steve r5 gtt]

Fatt Spack - How's your sister after last night? I had to break her in because she said the power to weight ratio of your díck was too small to measure (literally).

Do you think your car is a penis enlargement?

Save some money, get some friends and stop trying to loose 1 second on a 1/4 mile strip, jesus christ your sad.

:lolup: :clap: :rofl: :lolup: :clap: :rofl:

 

[Fred@BTM]

Andy Nichols is our friend eh mat

 

[The Big Yin]

This is gonna be one interesting race - you guys set a time and place (cant be arsed readin it all)

 

[TheJesus]

Fatt Spack - How's your sister after last night? I had to break her in because she said the power to weight ratio of your díck was too small to measure (literally).

Do you think your car is a penis enlargement?

Save some money, get some friends and stop trying to loose 1 second on a 1/4 mile strip, jesus christ your sad.

so what do you do that's so big and clever then hot shot?

... I bet your a Cup driver... :clown:

 

[Limca]

more pics matt more pics
oh oh, and i want to be there when you guys race.

 

[HellFire]

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not quite got the kudos that the a renault sport has.

 

[2 live]

lmao........not got the kudos, the speed, the handling, ....anything i missed out?? lol

 

[Dash]

I wouldn't say MATT is sad for persuing the hobby he enjoys. We all want different things from our cars, and knocking one or two off is his bag.

Some people go to great lengths to get sub 10 http://www.dragtimes.com/Renault-Clio-Timeslip-7136.html

 

[FlamingMonkey]

I wouldn't say MATT is sad for persuing the hobby he enjoys. We all want different things from our cars, and knocking one or two off is his bag.

Some people go to great lengths to get sub 10 http://www.dragtimes.com/Renault-Clio-Timeslip-7136.html

Beast

 

[Chris n nic]

lol isn`t that an actual Trophy racer just sprayed a std colour? (Although they aren`t turbo`d iirc)

Chris

 

[Dash]

The one pictured is certainly a MK2 Trophy and not a 2001 clio v6.

 

[HellFire]

lmao........not got the kudos, the speed, the handling, ....anything i missed out?? lol

You missed a few things yes , it does 50 mpg, has 5 doors, VAG build quality and basically it is a VAG (same engine/gearbox, drivetrain, suspension, I could go on as the Polo/Ibiza....), cheap to insure and run, is a warm hatch and can easily be remapped to 195 bhp and in a straight line it will outrun a standard 172. £150 on the springs/strut brace easily sorts out the handling then you have a group 9 insurance, £115 per year to tax economic yet suprisingly quick car.

Also looks different (although sadly see quite a few these days) and whilst everyone is laughing that it's a Skoda, when it drives by quite a few other "nippy" cars the horror on their face makes me laugh.

Ibiza Cupra Intake, Green Panel Filter and JabbaSport remap (custom rolling road) pumps out 195 bhp and 323 lb/ft of torque for £450 all fitted (with 10% Briskoda discount) on mine.

Here are some Elvington 1/4 mile results:

0 - 60 (Secs) : 6.63
0 - 100 (Secs) : 17.08
Quarter Mile (Secs) : 15.04
Terminal Speed (MPH) : 93.81
Drag Strip Quarter Mile (Secs) : 14.84
Drag Strip Terminal Speed (MPH) : 95.45

So it's not that bad actually, however everyone is inclined to their own opinion. I was purely expressing my own regarding Matt's.

BTW, I know it's hypercritical for me to criticise him over being anal about a 1/4 mile time when I too have done one. But for me I just wanted to see what the 0-60 was not the 1/4 mile was

 

[HellFire]

The RR printout from Jabba showing the power output after a remap.

http://www.foundrometers.co.uk/pics/fabia/remap-full.jpg

Notice the 438nm of torque

 

[MATT BLACK]

lol at Hellfire - man your mum likes c0cks. I saw your mum outside the que for the sperm bank one day so i said to her " is this the que for the sperm bank " ?? and she nodded her head coz she couldnt talk with a gob full of cum the scruffy b**ch.

I seen your dad in the Daily sport - they took a picture of him at Michael barrymores party giving mouth to mouth to that guy that fell in the pool - thing is i didnt know you could resusitate someone by blowing into there c0ck.

So you think you know a bit about cars do you, you silly bell end ??? what you driving these days ( apart from all the guys at the Blue Oyster bar wild ) some wanky old Sheaite Ibiza - ha ha you turd. When you can get anywere near the times of my little clio come and talk to me - until then go and milk your mother and make a nice cup of tea and leave it to the pro's

Afternoon - skoda boy

 

[MATT BLACK]

http://www.briskoda.net/ - ha ha cant believe you drive a Skoda


Would you like to take up a qtr mile challenge ?? if i win your chick has to lick my balls ???? oh and its 4.1 btw

 

[Englebert]

This thread reminds me of the race between Marty McFly and Biff in Back to the Future.

So, what speed does your Clio do before it can time travel? Perhaps more importantly, can you beat my hoverboard?

 

[FlamingMonkey]

88mph everyone knows that

 

[MATT BLACK]

This thread reminds me of the race between Marty McFly and Biff in Back to the Future.

So, what speed does your Clio do before it can time travel? Perhaps more importantly, can you beat my hoverboard?

Your mother reminds me of that Doctor off Back to the future to - lots of white sraggy hair with dandruff all over her shoulders - big teeth, googly eyes and breath that smells like shes been cleaning her teeth with dog sh1t - lol

Bring it on

 

[Dash]

Welcome to the all new improved Cliosport.

 

[FlamingMonkey]

haha

 

[MATT BLACK]

lol - oh and she needs a thunderbolt with 5000 volts of power to charge her dildo up to

 

[edde]

http://www.briskoda.net/ - ha ha cant believe you drive a Skoda

You've no room to speak Matt your car wants to be a VW product. By weight alone your car must be 50% VW. Then again maybe your a closet VW owner.
Being as this cars not drivining back and forth to the 1/4 mile why not stick another engine in the back?

 

[MATT BLACK]

shut up edde

 

[polarbert]

Got any more pictures of your clio now that its finished? The last pictures I saw was when it was in a garage.

 

[jon_r]

lol @ this thread.

 

[Timmay]

LMFAO - I just fell off my chair whilst reading the replies to this thread.

Matt your clio sounds the nuts and im sure you could beat almost anything in a race with it - well done for building it, must have taken ages and not to mention lots o cash

 

[Frasers Cup]

You missed a few things yes , it does 50 mpg, has 5 doors, VAG build quality and basically it is a VAG (same engine/gearbox, drivetrain, suspension, I could go on as the Polo/Ibiza....), cheap to insure and run, is a warm hatch and can easily be remapped to 195 bhp and in a straight line it will outrun a standard 172. £150 on the springs/strut brace easily sorts out the handling then you have a group 9 insurance, £115 per year to tax economic yet suprisingly quick car.

Also looks different (although sadly see quite a few these days) and whilst everyone is laughing that it's a Skoda, when it drives by quite a few other "nippy" cars the horror on their face makes me laugh.

Ibiza Cupra Intake, Green Panel Filter and JabbaSport remap (custom rolling road) pumps out 195 bhp and 323 lb/ft of torque for £450 all fitted (with 10% Briskoda discount) on mine.

Here are some Elvington 1/4 mile results:

0 - 60 (Secs) : 6.63
0 - 100 (Secs) : 17.08
Quarter Mile (Secs) : 15.04
Terminal Speed (MPH) : 93.81
Drag Strip Quarter Mile (Secs) : 14.84
Drag Strip Terminal Speed (MPH) : 95.45

So it's not that bad actually, however everyone is inclined to their own opinion. I was purely expressing my own regarding Matt's.

BTW, I know it's hypercritical for me to criticise him over being anal about a 1/4 mile time when I too have done one. But for me I just wanted to see what the 0-60 was not the 1/4 mile was

Im sorry to p!ss on your campfire mate but my 172 cup is 100% std and got a 15 sec dead on a slippery 1/4 mile track.

And my terminal was 97 mph.



Oh and it was my first ever 1/4 mile

Fraser

 

[Alan]

Yours is a 'quick' one Fraser...like Neils..as he got a touch less than 15 a few times IIRC.

 

[Frasers Cup]

Yeah these skodas are alrite for diesels, but everyone I've had a shot against needs to change up much earlier losing vital ground.

 

[Martin]

Stop Matt your killing me.....ROFPMSL

 

[Martin]

Here are some Elvington 1/4 mile results:

0 - 60 (Secs) : 6.63
0 - 100 (Secs) : 17.08
Quarter Mile (Secs) : 15.04
Terminal Speed (MPH) : 93.81
Drag Strip Quarter Mile (Secs) : 14.84
Drag Strip Terminal Speed (MPH) : 95.45

From elvington eh? Not www.letstorquebhp.com lol

 

[Frasers Cup]

lmfao these skoda owners make me laugh j/k

 

[2 live]

Im sorry to p!ss on your campfire mate but my 172 cup is 100% std and got a 15 sec dead on a slippery 1/4 mile track.

And my terminal was 97 mph.



Oh and it was my first ever 1/4 mile

Fraser

lmao.....if i was runnin 1/4 mile times that slow in my williams......id be gettin shot of it fukkin rapidly....slow ass piece o sh*t.

 

[Phill1978]

Ycheap to insure and run, is a warm hatch and can easily be remapped to 195 bhp and in a straight line it will outrun a standard 172.

pmsl you never outran my 172 gayboy !

and what about my new cup v yours now ?? lol

 

[HellFire]

oi!

sat on the bumper of it though

and yes, your cup is quick

 

[rory182]

lmao at matt's responses, genius at work

 

[steve r5 gtt]

matt, i think this mite give us a run for our money in the fwd section on the strip

http://www.an-racing.co.uk/page7.html

 

[makavelli]

matt, i think this mite give us a run for our money in the fwd section on the strip

http://www.an-racing.co.uk/page7.html

looks like a quickun'

 

[Frasers Cup]

lmao.....if i was runnin 1/4 mile times that slow in my williams......id be gettin shot of it fukkin rapidly....slow ass piece o sh*t.

Sorry but if you've only been at pod theres a diff. More rubber there. And you didnt mention if your car is std.

 

[bigmouk]

looks like a quickun'

11.4 @ 132mph
http://www.an-racing.co.uk/page11.html

definitely shifts !