Aside from the fact you have issues with it, if it actually worked as it should what would your opinion on it be?
When it's not annoying me it's a fantastic car, and all I probably need at the moment. I'll have to check the car, but I think I've done 4 or 5k in it since April
The noises it makes are hilarious, you can punt it out of roundabouts with gay abandon regardless of the weather conditions. Seems to matter not a f**king bit whether its dry or sopping wet out. Comfortable on long journeys, I could do with fitting cruise for the few moments where the M25 isn't a car park but that's about it interior wise.
I think I average 22mpg around town, maybe 26mpg combined. Long run at 50-70 on motorways and it'll touch 30mpg.. I don't really do enough miles to care about fuel economy. It isn't used for commuting, and could go 3 - 4 days without being used sometimes.
It'll last me until I have money for a toy again, until she decides she wants a kitchen. Or windows.
Those aren't the wheelnuts Ginge, those are wheel bolt covers made of plastic. The bolts are probably worse.
Running total to date of what I've bought/spent on the car
2 new wheel bearings on the front were ~100 quid combined for pattern parts
Brakes all round from EBC were err somewhere between 3-400, can't remember the number. Only the fronts changed so far as the rears had seized bolts
3 trips to a shitty tyre fitter, only cost me a tenner total there
8 quid to change the breakdown cover over was very helpful when I remembered to do it 4 months after owning the car, when the car decided to be an arsehole and breakdown on the M25 3 days later (driveshaft bolt worked its way loose as we hadn't loctite'd bolt up) #skittles
Wheel refurb was 285 all in
Lower balljoints were err 14 quid each maybe, not fitted yet
Haldex service was err something, probably in the thread.
Aside from the annoying issue with the leaky wheel, it's all consumables and maintenance of a 10 year old car where all the suspension components are starting to come to the end of their useful life