The control centre called;
"Do you have a spare set of keys?"
"Yes...you've found it?"
"Yes Mr B"
"Is it in a bad way?"
"The keys will greatly assist with the recovery"
That was it.
Knock at the door, in comes a nice man.
"Yours was the 4th one in the last few days, so we've been giving it full attention. The pictures you emailed were circulated and I myself have been driving around all day looking for it. It was spotted being driven 'badly' on a local estate at 1300. Officers are with it now, as the crow flies, 1/3 mile away. We knew it was a "cherished" car so instead of lifting it will use the keys."
"How is it?"
"Seems fine. Looks like it will drive with no problem. There's a few scratches around the front bumper and wing though."
"Oh, no worries, I did that."
Result
Thanks to anyone and everyone for spreading the word.