*** Official Call of Duty: Black Ops thread ***

[kev182cup]

The connection today is shocking well I say today it is everyday. I would show ya on theatre mode if it didn't stop freezing and erasing the games. Probably a treyarch ploy.

 

[Matt W]

Mine is perfect. I really don't know why people spend all their time complaining about how crap it is TBH.

 

[Jason_E]

f**king stuck on one mission.

It's the one where you're with Reznov, Objective reads "Infiltrate the Soviet lab and confront Dr. Steiner".

First thing you do is sneak kill a dude and nick his hatchet, then you run and hide behind a container that's just been dropped off, then you run further and there is a guy with his back to you on the walky talky. WTF am I meant to do, I've tried hiding in all the shadows around and it just says "YOU'VE BEEN SPOTTED!" same if you kill him. GGRRR!!

 

[Plummer]

I just followed Reznov?

 

[kev182cup]

Mine is perfect. I really don't know why people spend all their time complaining about how crap it is TBH.

Stop patching treyarch matt w's game is perfect so f**k the 10 million others that are having issues.

Ever thought you don't use the game to the maximum and don't even realise when there's lag. Well I do and the game is the worst developed game ever released on ps3. FACT

 

[Harpham]

I've got a date.
Be on tonight though!

LAD!!
Ill probably be on tonight. Ive just received GT5 (courtesy of my dad winning a PS3, GT5 and PS Move at his works raffle, lol) , so I may be on the PS giving that some anal.

 

[Dredz06]

LAD!!
Ill probably be on tonight. Ive just received GT5 (courtesy of my dad winning a PS3, GT5 and PS Move at his works raffle, lol) , so I may be on the PS giving that some anal.

yeah wot evs mate, you will never be welcomed back to our land you traitor!!!! lolz :rasp:

Spoiler

yes noob tubes

 

[Jason_E]

Completed this within a day. Now having a go online, never been any good at COD online since COD4. Even then I was average at best.

What's with the ridiculously accurate throwing knives?

 

[Tom84]

f**king stuck on one mission.

It's the one where you're with Reznov, Objective reads "Infiltrate the Soviet lab and confront Dr. Steiner".

First thing you do is sneak kill a dude and nick his hatchet, then you run and hide behind a container that's just been dropped off, then you run further and there is a guy with his back to you on the walky talky. WTF am I meant to do, I've tried hiding in all the shadows around and it just says "YOU'VE BEEN SPOTTED!" same if you kill him. GGRRR!!

i got stuck on this

when your bloke stops against the hut thing run up between the 2 huts and kill the bloke ahead. is easy when you figure it out

 

[Harpham]

yeah wot evs mate, you will never be welcomed back to our land you traitor!!!! lolz :rasp:

Spoiler

yes noob tubes

LOL... Ive been reppin' GT5 all afternoon (after it finally updated and installed itself, ffs). Got right into it.

Will be back on the 360 later though to give out some surprise sex.

 

[Matt W]

released on ps3.

Oh. Now I see your problem.

 

[ben81]

Completed this within a day. Now having a go online, never been any good at COD online since COD4. Even then I was average at best.

What's with the ridiculously accurate throwing knives?

The ballistic knife? Pretty good if you are accurate.
Just keep at it, you will get owned for a while until you get the hang of it, loads of xmas noobs aswell though so you won't be alone! I'm s**t tbh but still have fun!

 

[Gally]

Me and kev were raping teams and the f**king noob squad were always in our team!

To put it, we had a better score than the opposition top player! Team mate knobs!

 

[kev182cup]

yep utter f**k tards. if you cant win with me on your team in domo you should put cod back in the box and leave it there. ffs i do all the work you just have to shoot a few people.

 

[Dredz06]

kev you playing late tonight? im well up for zombies if Geordiemans game, you too Gally?

 

[Gally]

Pmsl! You were epic! I beat you once! Our deaths and kills were like exactly the same!

I'm awesome in domo!

Oh that last game I had was noob tube city! I don't even own a grenade launcher! c***s!

 

[Gally]

What's folks choice of weapon at the moment? AK47U with grip for me. Love the famas accuracy and the Gali with silencer is okay. The AK just seems to take folk down.

Oh and what's the Tomahawk like? Fancied trying it.

 

[kev182cup]

I'll be on dredz. You came top gally cos you had 3 defences and I only had 1 but I had more kills ; p.
I'm chopping and changing now. Ak47 is quite good and was using a commando in those games gally.

 

[Gally]

Commando what's that one mate, I forget?

 

[kev182cup]

It's basically a fully automatic m16. It's 3rd from bottom IIRC you mite not of unlocked it yet.

 

[Gally]

Sounds epic! Ill have a go when I unlock it!

 

[Homer-Simpson]

Managed to beat my old score Each round ended up with 1 bomb being detonated and the other team doing a very very good job defending.

 

[Plummer]

Harpham you off for the night?

 

[Harpham]

Harpham you off for the night?

Just literally signed on, played like 2 games and lag was ridiculous, so turned it off.
Are you online now? When I went on, only a couple peeps were on.

 

[Plummer]

I'll jump on if someone else does.

 

[Gavin.]

sorry dredz, alymac for ignoring you invites there are 4 of us having a lan game. I'll join you later if your still on

 

[BIFCAIDS]

lags been diabolical tonight seeing as its been a while the games ive had up untill tonight have been fine e.g. 19kill 12deaths etcetera but tonight its more like 8kills 21deaths :S yawn

 

[kev182cup]

Yeah was like that allday. Even zombies was laggy.

 

[Dredz06]

Yeah was like that allday. Even zombies was laggy.

bin it and get MW2 back

 

[kev182cup]

Mw2 peeps have the IQ of 10 bellow that of retards. I'd rather shove razor blades sideways down my bell. Gonna get AC and killzone today I think. Get upto speed ready for KZ3.

 

[RoryW]

Mw2 peeps have the IQ of 10 bellow that of retards. I'd rather shove razor blades sideways down my bell. Gonna get AC and killzone today I think. Get upto speed ready for KZ3.

Irony there Kev with your spelling mistake

Hope it was intentional, especially saying that about retards etc.

 

[kev182cup]

Not really a minor speller means jack.

 

[conneh]

I really think the lag is an ISP issue.

In Plymouth i'm on Virgin and it is dogs b****cks trying to play, lag everywhere. Come back to Bath and a top quality ISP and it's perfect - i havn't had a single bit of lag for weeks.

 

[kev182cup]

I would say it wasn't ISP. Games like need for speed shift test Internet connection far more than COD and ya get hardly any lag on that. Obviously bc2 has ded servers and never ever get lag. All this is brought on by the greed of activation and game makers by not providing ded servers. It really is as simple as that. It could be completely eliminated.
And people have run tests and proven it's game coding that is causing the problems and the fact it doesn't run at 60fps on ps3.

 

[iain187]

Out of all the people with lag problems:

are you cabled up to your router or wireless? Since i bought home plugs and cabled up I get a lot less problems.


I'll be on xbox most of the afternoon i think, GT in profile

 

[kev182cup]

I'm all homeplugged up. The lag is due to every1 playing over the holidays plus new players. There still are cod servers that get overloaded.

 

[Harpham]

Finally sorted my NAT type and opened ports, so I shouldnt have any issues connecting to people now

Bout time.

 

[iain187]

I've had this game for 2 days. It's easy

 

[Gally]

Just not letting me connect to parties! I have no idea how to sort my nat type out and it worked fine yesterday with Kev! Grrrrrr!

 

[Dyewitness]

Just not letting me connect to parties! I have no idea how to sort my nat type out and it worked fine yesterday with Kev! Grrrrrr!

i had that xmas day and boxing day, couldnt accept invites/join parties