RDR's CS Camping Trip 5th July 2014

[Sunglasses_Ron]

Sunglasses_Ron

Did you mention gazebo before?

I was thinking of picking up one of these.

http://www.ikea.com/gb/en/catalog/products/30242026/

Yeah I've got one to bring with me, albeit a bit tatty.

I just know I'm going to like you RDR!! lol

I'm sure you will! I'm lovely! lol

Ask him to tell you a few of his 90's stories,
I honestly have no idea how that man was allowed to become a copper. lol

lol I'll write a book one day mate.

Looking forward to the pics but due to unforeseen circumstances I won't be able to make this one

Ahh mate gutted you can't make it . Hope to catch you at CSS

 

[JP83]

My BBQ tools have gone walkies somewhere so after a day of searching, I did what any good man does. I replaced them!

Got a new coolbox whilst I was there too.

 

[Chili Red]

@Funk White , if you're anything less than a bone fide supermodel, after all this hype, I will be disappoint

You are going to be SEVERELY disappointed. I apologise in advance, I'm extremely average I'm afraid!

Oh and I'm old as well, don't forget that lol

 

[DaveDreads]

You're a busty blonde that gets very molesty when you've had a few,
that makes up for not being a supermodel.

 

[Chili Red]

I like hugs

 

[DaveDreads]

Good because I like boobs in my face, Saturday should be fun!

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

Well if I get as pissed next Saturday as I did last night it will be mission accomplished.

I feel awful today.

 

[cat171]

Do the whole day dude!

I'll just show up for a bit in the evening bro.

Me too !!

See you there

I will bring you all some alcohol..

Saweet!! it's been ages!!

 

[Inequality Street]

Trying to decide whether to just sleep in my car, or to bother setting up the tent. Hmmm.

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

I'll just show up for a bit in the evening

Just come and camp ffs you big old tart!

It's only one night and it's going to a right laugh. Get drunk and fall asleep. You won't even realise you're in a tent if your comatose.

You know it makes sense

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

Trying to decide whether to just sleep in my car, or to bother setting up the tent. Hmmm.

I honestly don't know how anyone can sleep in a car (unless it's an estate).

It's just mental uncomfortable.

Set your tent up as soon as you arrive and get it out the way. You'll be glad of it when your crawling to it in the wee hours of Sunday morning.

 

[DaveDreads]

The sun rises at 4, so if we're up until 2 or later getting hammered, in no time at all it'll be morning,
that's if you even go to sleep, if I can manage to keep my stomach contents on the inside
I might just play last man standing, well sitting in my case,
sh*t goes wrong when I try and stand up.

 

[AlexW]

I've slept in my car loads, get the pass seat laid flat, in a sleeping bag, Win.

 

[Chili Red]

The sun rises at 4, so if we're up until 2 or later getting hammered, in no time at all it'll be morning,
that's if you even go to sleep, if I can manage to keep my stomach contents on the inside
I might just play last man standing, well sitting in my case,
sh*t goes wrong when I try and stand up.

I will attempt to stay awake for the whole evening this time, not just bits of it!

I've had a final couple of practices of packing up the tent, and I'm good to go.

 

[DaveDreads]

I haven't even seen the one i'm using yet, let alone had a go at setting it up.

 

[Herr Flick]

Such a shame this isn't 'RDR's Premier Inn trip' Would've liked to have come along. lol

 

[BoatNonce]

The sun rises at 4, so if we're up until 2 or later getting hammered, in no time at all it'll be morning,
that's if you even go to sleep, if I can manage to keep my stomach contents on the inside
I might just play last man standing, well sitting in my case,
sh*t goes wrong when I try and stand up.

I outlasted everybody last year, you've got me to beat. And the soulless don't need sleep.

 

[DaveDreads]

Try drinking alcohol this year and see how long you last.

 

[Chili Red]

I haven't even seen the one i'm using yet, let alone had a go at setting it up.

Well because mine's a pop-up (and a pretty big one at that), there's a real knack to packing it away. I'm glad I practised otherwise I'd have been there for fecking hours trying to do it!

 

[DaveDreads]

I had to get a YouTube vid up the first time I tried packing away a pop up tent,
without a smart phone it'd still be in Tony Hunters garden.

 

[Sash]

Im leaving the tent stuff to TEG, I'll stick to drinking and maybe some cooking haha!

 

[cat171]

I honestly don't know how anyone can sleep in a car (unless it's an estate).

It's just mental uncomfortable.

Set your tent up as soon as you arrive and get it out the way. You'll be glad of it when your crawling to it in the wee hours of Sunday morning.

I slept in my car once, didn't mind it tbh. I'll tell you the story on sat.

PS, I'll need feeding, 27 burgers should do it Who do I have to tell ? I don't want to ponce.

 

[Cookie]

I bought a 2 person pop up tent today from Millets, was only 30 quids. Eurohike Pop 200.

Got some pegs and a mallet too. Should be fun.

 

[JP83]

I bought a 2 person pop up tent today from Millets, was only 30 quids. Eurohike Pop 200.

Got some pegs and a mallet too. Should be fun.

That's similar to what I've got. Really good tent and easy to put away by yourself.

Next weekend is gonna be epic!

 

[Goodj]

First sign on feeling spun out, I'm getting straight into my Michelin-man sleep suit. Worst case scenario I'll just sleep on the grass next to a can I knock over, emptying itself into my hair.
Totes class

 

[DaveDreads]

Bring a sleeping bag, a roll of bin bags and a roll of gaffa tape
and i'll teach you how to make Ray Mears style one man survival shelter/tent,
I made one at Glasonbury back in the 90's and I was drier than all my mates in their waterproof tents.

We'll just need to find a few decent branches.

 

[Daniel]

Bring a sleeping bag, a roll of bin bags and a roll of gaffa tape
and i'll teach you how to make Ray Mears style one man survival shelter/tent,
I made one at Glasonbury back in the 90's and I was drier than all my mates in their waterproof tents.

We'll just need to find a few decent branches.

Did you once make a sleeping bag from bin liners ?

I never knew that Dave. You definitely haven't mentioned it 4,344 times on the forum .

Why don't you tell us more about it? I'd love to hear about your temporary sleeping arrangements. Again.

 

[TheEvilGiraffe]

Dave.. have you ever had a shower in a porch whilst under the influence of non prescription narcotics ?

 

[DaveDreads]

Did you once make a sleeping bag from bin liners ?

I never knew that Dave. You definitely haven't mentioned it 4,344 times on the forum .

Why don't you tell us more about it? I'd love to hear about your temporary sleeping arrangements. Again.

Do you want to know about the time I gaffa taped a binbag round some c*nts head while he was sleeping?

Never mind i'll just show you, well more accurately i'll show everyone else.

 

[aucky]

Did you once make a sleeping bag from bin liners ?

I never knew that Dave. You definitely haven't mentioned it 4,344 times on the forum .

Why don't you tell us more about it? I'd love to hear about your temporary sleeping arrangements. Again.

Someone got out the wrong side of the bin bag this morning!

 

[DaveDreads]

Someone got out the wrong side of the bin bag this morning!

His misses put the mirror back up today.

 

[Tony Hunter]

I had to get a YouTube vid up the first time I tried packing away a pop up tent,
without a smart phone it'd still be in Tony Hunters garden.

Along with your puke stain.

 

[Inequality Street]

Found my Farro rod! Well pleased. Will attempt to light my BBQ with this.

Dave, you should try and light your log burner with it!

 

[BoatNonce]

They are properly gash for lighting anything other than meths or gas.

 

[aucky]

They are properly gash for lighting anything other than meths or gas.

I light my BBQ with IPA. It's nigh on explosive!

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

Yeah I'm pretty sure it'll take more than that to get the lot burner going.

 

[Inequality Street]

They are properly gash for lighting anything other than meths or gas.

Thats half the fun!

 

[aucky]

Is low(-ish) volume music allowed? I have a decent chargeable speaker I can bring.

 

[Mr R.]

Ill be placing the food order tomo.

 

[Dr HMS Derv Destroyer]

I light my BBQ with IPA. It's nigh on explosive!

i started the bbq at last years one with easystart lol. burgers tasted.....erm lovely.