So called "Replica" with "sport" engine... pfffft.

[JDA92]

I would join in but I cant take a picture of the conversation s**tty htcs for you lol

someone needs to tell him its not a sport because of the inlet manifold, see if he takes that off too :')

EDIT:

This was on the Ebay post

"BARGAIN 1.6 WITH A PERFORMANCE OF A SPORT, £1000 ONO CASH ONLY"

ROFL

 

[McGherkin]

1. Buy it cheap
2. Get a tank to crush it at CSS.
3. Profit.

 

[slob]

Ha ha poor guy lol!!!

 

[-Danman-]

I would join in but I cant take a picture of the conversation s**tty htcs for you lol

I took a screenshot of my texts with a htc

 

[The Fatty]

somebody tell him 'the customers always right'! from the cash only and the completely false listing, it sounds like someone who knocks you out with something like chloroform, steals your money and does a runner imo!

 

[Flat Eric]

I did ask if he would meet halfway but he said he had better things to do. His loss

 

[JDA92]

I took a screenshot of my texts with a htc

I got a wildfire though shittest of the s**t

 

[andyclio200]

If I get bored at weekend I will have to go see this...... how many points for a picture of my car with his

 

[Flat Eric]

Lots of points! I like how he texts me without me sending one first. He's dead keen



Well, he was

 

[LiamR172]

Roger that!

 

[The Fatty]

I got a wildfire though s**ttest of the s**t

any android phone can do it, you just need to download an screenshot app such as https://play.google.com/store/apps/...vbS5hbmRyb2lkc2NyZWVuc2hvdGFwcHRvb2wuZnJlZSJd

 

[JDA92]

Ohhh right, there isnt any room on my phone I need to factory reset it

 

[DanEdser]

I got a wildfire though s**ttest of the s**t

agreed.

 

[Jon.G]

I'd just love it if he was taken down all your numbers and submitting them to PPI & p**n websites. Thats the first thing I would do.

 

[Knuckles]

I'd just love it if he was taken down all your numbers and submitting them to PPI & p**n websites. Thats the first thing I would do.

I do that to PPI and insurance numbers lol.

When I get them I sign them up for stuff and set stupid alarms all day for them

 

[Flat Eric]

I don't think he's capable of things to that level of intelligence

 

[Knuckles]

Signs us all up to redtube...it's Actually Facebook

 

[-Danman-]

any android phone can do it, you just need to download an screenshot app such as https://play.google.com/store/apps/...vbS5hbmRyb2lkc2NyZWVuc2hvdGFwcHRvb2wuZnJlZSJd

Or just press the home and the lock button together on the newer ones?

 

[-Danman-]

He actually text me this morning asking if I was coming to pick up the Clio. Lol.

 

[Flat Eric]

Quality! Bless him

 

[Jay.S]

Lol

 

[WillyWonka]

http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=07...56,d.d2k&fp=9cc21f2386e9251b&biw=1332&bih=583

 

[Advikaz]

http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=07...56,d.d2k&fp=9cc21f2386e9251b&biw=1332&bih=583

Could have some serious banter with his other listings tbh.

 

[Jay.S]

Who's going to kick us off then?

 

[Tyler@Ultimate]

Selling a few cars, bmw cooper Clio and golf

 

[Flat Eric]

Give us a few minutes to compose myself.

Edit: no longer for sale?

 

[MarkCup]

OMFG, how did I miss this!

FLOL

 

[LiamR172]

Here we go again....

 

[chilleyd]

Just read through all of this! Serious lols!
This guy must know its a 1.6 and on the con? Surely?

 

[Flat Eric]

He's a k&n salesman I think. The k&n makes a sik note yano!

 

[Jay.S]

Lol I want to get involved but he has my number now

New target needed.

 

[LiamR172]

 

[Flat Eric]

Lmao! "Jesus that's horrid!"

 

[-Danman-]

If he changed the advert title to something like "Bag of sh*t 1.6 Clio, disgusting bodykit & crazy air filter included - £50 ono" some poor soul would've bought it by now.

 

[Advikaz]

Couple of lads from work are on this now as well :drunk:

 

[Lawro]

I just text him about the Lexus Soarer he had on gumtree lol

 

[JaredHasNoBrain]

input has been made
awaiting reply mwhahah

he replied. "yh"
blunt prick

 

[Lawro]

 

[Flat Eric]

I like how he says it keeps up with a3 and Audi. ????? A3 not made by Audi? Lol

It's got a big k&n on!!!!! Power!!!!!

 

[Lawro]