Two 182's. One nice. One driven by a cnut.

[Christopher]

Black Gold 182 spotted in Warrington General hospital. I parked nose to nose with you... i have a picture on my phone that i'll get up later. Looking clean too!

Then driving home with my Nan in the car, she was not exactly enjoying the coilovers. The last thing i needed was this cnut in an Arctic 182 booting it up to me, then sitting 6mm from my rear bumper for over a mile. Then you proceeded to overtake me in a 30 zone.

Nicely done. You prize cnut.

My fingers are crossed that you bin it into a hedge full of landmines.

 

[*Danny*]

lmfao some ppl just act like idiots, only ever seen 1 artic in warrington and it where driven by an old woman lol

 

[Christopher]

Yep, that's the one!

 

[ForceIndia]

Hedge full of landmines. I like.

 

[Christopher]

I should really amend that...

I meant - A hedge full of over-sensitive anti-tank mines.

 

[ForceIndia]

Gardening fail.

 

[Christopher]

LOL... it'd do a more thorough job than Weedol though, i guess!

 

[Marky_]

Some of the random lines you come up with... just LOL.

 

[Christopher]

My Nan was sat in the car with me, she was as annoyed as me!

"Let me drive; i'll show this cnut what the 5k kick is." *





*Quotation may have been slightly altered.

 

[Darren S]

My Nan was sat in the car with me, she was as annoyed as me!

"Let me drive; i'll show this cnut what the 5k kick is." *





*Quotation may have been slightly altered.

Could have been worse - the old dear could have got really confused and mentioned something along the lines of "VTEC" and "YO!". Wrong type of car, nan...

D.

 

[Christopher]

Nah, she's up to speed.

Just before the incident, she was talking to me about the best FMIC for her friend's 4G63. She met her at a Women's Institute meeting i think.

 

[Seedy172]

pmsl... i would have loved to have seen your nan nailing it in the rb!!!

 

[ForceIndia]

pmsl... i would have loved to have seen your nan nailing it in the rb!!!

That could so easily be misquoted. But out of respect for Chris's gran I won't. I heard she once punched chuck norris, and got away with it.

 

[AlexS]

Lol my nans got a £5k kick, its called a hip replacement!

 

[Seedy172]

PMSL!!

 

[Christopher]

pmsl... i would have loved to have seen your nan nailing it in the rb!!!

That could so easily be misquoted. But out of respect for Chris's gran I won't. I heard she once punched chuck norris, and got away with it.

LOL True story.

Right. Back on topic please...I hope if the guy's on here, he's seen this. :nono:

 

[Darren S]

Nah, she's up to speed.

Just before the incident, she was talking to me about the best FMIC for her friend's 4G63. She met her at a Women's Institute meeting i think.

What? She knows of the 4G63? Is she single?

D.

 

[Christopher]

PMSL!

Nah, my Grandad wouldn't agree, i reckon.

 

[Seedy172]

I ant got a clue lol!

 

[Schweppy]

I should really amend that...

I meant - A hedge full of over-sensitive anti-tank mines.

PMSL!

Classic.

 

[Christopher]

Also, if by some freak chance he did survive, i'd want Jade Goody to be solely responsible for his medical recovery.

pwnt.

 

[Darren S]

Also, if by some freak chance he did survive, i'd want Jade Goody to be solely responsible for his medical recovery.

pwnt.

Surely you wouldn't be that evil?

Jade Goody - clinical proof that every man on the planet would turn gay, should she be the only woman left.

Either that, or I'd lop off my own todger and eat it before it got anywhere near that.

D.

 

[Christopher]

Amen Brother.