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i had skidded today and my front passenger wheel hit the curb then the back wheel did

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These threads are great. I was laughing before even opening the thread! 20mph 'smash' in to the curb through wa*k driving and someone justifying the same incident due to 'fairy liquid'

Lmfao
 
Re: i had skidded today and my front passenger wheel hit the curb then the back wheel

Did you have your lights on? :coffee:
 
Re: i had skidded today and my front passenger wheel hit the curb then the back wheel

I did this but on black ice.

Mine was a buckled alloy and bent sub frame.

Everything else did not have any damage.

My tracking was out, have that done after the new sub frame and it's better than before to be honest.
 
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:dapprove:
 
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Fairy liquid?

now i've heard it all


No joke.. i got out of my car to look after and i nearly fell over.... also the kerb had been hit loads could even see tyre marks on the pavement above the curb. i was not very happy...
 
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Is it too late for a "cool story bro"?

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I almost hit a curb when i was young and stupid. Was wet and i was going to fast. Fortunately the car stopped inches from the curb.

Fairy liquid - making clios skid since 1998.

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Re: i had skidded today and my front passenger wheel hit the curb then the back wheel

If it's later than 2009 then yes. Yes it is.

PMSLMAOLOLROLF at washing up liquid on the road. Even if it's true, which I'm sure it is, it's funny. One to add to the CS list of causes of accidents. Strangely, after a million similar threads, "driving too fast" has never made it onto that list.
 
Re: i had skidded today and my front passenger wheel hit the curb then the back wheel

nope it isnt!!

defiantley need to slow down, and stop making such silly manouvers!

i had to work on a car that had done this,
turned out to be:

bent wishbone, bent subframe, bent driveshaft,

but could also knacker your hub and bearing, steering rack, joints and shock absorber!!

and if your rear is out of line, youve bent your rear beam!
 
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Strangely, after a million similar threads, "driving too fast" has never made it onto that list.

Neither has:-

"Dicxking about to impress the 6th formers for fingerbang action"
"Impressin my bluds down at Car Park"
"being a giant dick"
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Re: i had skidded today and my front passenger wheel hit the curb then the back wheel

Your car IS absolutley f**king battered after that skid.

Write off iirc...
 
Re: i had skidded today and my front passenger wheel hit the curb then the back wheel

Why are you all laying into him? I know it's CS, but he's not blaming it on anyone else apart from himself...
 
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Nothing you can do......I'd scrap the car and get a bit of money for it.
 
Re: i had skidded today and my front passenger wheel hit the curb then the back wheel

Why are you all laying into him? I know it's CS, but he's not blaming it on anyone else apart from himself...


what he said ! but its funny to read.... people seemed to like my misfortune also :o
 
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Re: i had skidded today and my front passenger wheel hit the curb then the back wheel

I did this in my 182... some tard put fairy liquid all over the road near the beach, i was going slow turned in BAM same as you took it to a type place they sorted it guess i was lucky...

Winner!

How do you know it was Fairy Liquid and not some other brand of generic washing up liquid or did it make your tyres all soft?
 
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Winner!

How do you know it was Fairy Liquid and not some other brand of generic washing up liquid or did it make your tyres all soft?

LOL! i licked the floor ofc after i fell over.

I said Fairy Liquid because thats just what came to my head first...i will edit it if your that anal :approve:
 
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LOL! i licked the floor ofc after i fell over.

I said Fairy Liquid because thats just what came to my head first...i will edit it if your that anal :approve:

Why bring my sexuality in to it?
 
Re: i had skidded today and my front passenger wheel hit the curb then the back wheel

Imagine the carnage if he'd hit that kerb with his fogs on!

Doesn't bear thinking about.

#contradictmyself
 
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Just realised it's a diesel. I'd just have it crushed TBH.
 
Re: i had skidded today and my front passenger wheel hit the curb then the back wheel

Best thread title ever.

Get it up on ramps, have everything inspected. Likely you have at least buckled a wheel.
 
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Sounds fucked
 
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Iv enjoyed reading through this. However every fud that drives and crashes a 182 pushes out insurance up. So could I suggest a type R? Non slip, even when fairy liquid has been laid on the road like some wacky races style prank. And even my gran could control a type R at up to the head spiningly high speeds of 20+mph!
 
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