help plss how can i stop the big jumping wen it spins in first i keep breakin exhaust

[danboi87]

Re: help plss how can i stop the big jumping wen it spins in first i keep breakin exh

i heard xbox ones are good[/Q

hahahaha good joke i like it do u know what ps3s are seriously errrrr

 

[Adam.]

Re: help plss how can i stop the big jumping wen it spins in first i keep breakin exh

1) Stop ragging it in 1st

2) Maybe invest in uprated mounts

3) Remind me never to buy your car.

Just a heads up, but never buy danboi87's car!

 

[pritchp]

Re: help plss how can i stop the big jumping wen it spins in first i keep breakin exh

hahahaha good joke i like it do u know what ps3s are seriously errrrr

 

[Fletcher]

Re: help plss how can i stop the big jumping wen it spins in first i keep breakin exh

Just a heads up, but never look at another danboi87's threads

EFA...

 

[Gaz_]

Re: help plss how can i stop the big jumping wen it spins in first i keep breakin exh

Yes mate

Too many of these are now buying 1*2's

LOL! I'd still have another if i needed to free up some cash, as for what they do nothing comes close. Two locals from the same 'pool' above have some ph2's. Made me weep, massively when i had my Cup

 

[Fletcher]

Re: help plss how can i stop the big jumping wen it spins in first i keep breakin exh

LOL! I'd still have another if i needed to free up some cash, as for what they do nothing comes close. Two locals from the same 'pool' above have some ph2's. Made me weep, massively when i had my Cup

I've noticed a few Chavtastic types around my way driving about in 172's latley

 

[Will.]

Re: help plss how can i stop the big jumping wen it spins in first i keep breakin exh

Another V-Tec thread? This 5k kick and VVT (V-Tec y0) threads make me want to cry tbh.

Maybe there should be something when you sign up to explain it all. Just a quick sentence.

 

[Matt W]

Re: help plss how can i stop the big jumping wen it spins in first i keep breakin exh

ye very friendly lol i aint a chav ur the chav (profile innit) haha.. aint my driving mate as i said all ive asked for is i need to upgrade something a lil advise ive had alot of cars n never had this they rather just grip or spin

Someone care to translate?

 

[sideways danny]

Re: help plss how can i stop the big jumping wen it spins in first i keep breakin exh

Another V-Tec thread? This 5k kick and VVT (V-Tec y0) threads make me want to cry tbh.

Maybe there should be something when you sign up to explain it all. Just a quick sentence.

It made me facepalm. 5 times. Then weep a little

 

[pritchp]

Re: help plss how can i stop the big jumping wen it spins in first i keep breakin exh

Someone care to translate?

Yes you lot are very friendly (ha) i am not the chav! You are the chav ( I've had a look on your profile and it appears you are the chav) haha... It isn't my driving friend. As i said, all i've asked for is what parts do i need to make my driving appear reasonable. I've had lots of cars and they either grip or just spin. Please help.

 

[Struggler]

Re: help plss how can i stop the big jumping wen it spins in first i keep breakin exh

ye very friendly lol i aint a chav ur the chav (profile innit) haha.. aint my driving mate as i said all ive asked for is i need to upgrade something a lil advise ive had alot of cars n never had this they rather just grip or spin

okies sweety, im not the one wheelspinning off the lights at every opertunity!
i bet all da huniez luv it innit!

you're the one lareing off to an entire forum that youve just joined and calling people a "Knob" on their posts.

and then coming out with the NUMBER 1 chav idiot line of..........

id love to meet some of u cocky ones at a meet i tell ya all ive asked for is a lil advice to stop the jumping

LOL,

but fine, ill give you some advice,
you knacked your engine mounts from all the wheelspins,

go to KTEC and get a set of mounts for about £200
and a powerflex dogbone mount.

 

[jack_kemp]

Re: help plss how can i stop the big jumping wen it spins in first i keep breakin exh

You're just ignoring the useful stuff. I've posted twice, telling you exactly what you need and you ignored it to have a go at people.

b****cks to it, I'm bored of you now.

The simple fact is, I have a 172 cup, it doesn't even have traction control and it took me all of 2 hours to learn how to accelerate without the axel tramping. IT IS YOUR DRIVING.

You've been told how to fix it by 4 or 5 different people now. Listen to them. They know what they're talking about.

 

[Damo_Sport]

Re: help plss how can i stop the big jumping wen it spins in first i keep breakin exh

lock this post already jesus i mean

wtf blud brap brap betta lok it innit

 

[Revels]

Re: help plss how can i stop the big jumping wen it spins in first i keep breakin exh

u obviously dont know f**k all mate it kicks in at 5 u nob!!!!!!!!! u cant just put in second on quater mile can ya derrrr thats why im asking what bits i need... id love to meet some of u cocky ones at a meet i tell ya all ive asked for is a lil advice to stop the jumping

Well he's trying to help you, then you call him a 'nob' for being correct.

VVT kicks in at 1600. Nowhere near 5k.

 

[Damo_Sport]

Re: help plss how can i stop the big jumping wen it spins in first i keep breakin exh

Well he's trying to help you, then you call him a 'nob' for being correct.

VVT kicks in at 1600. Nowhere near 5k.

+1 what revels said

He told you the answer, you called him a nob.

 

[Ronnie R]

Re: help plss how can i stop the big jumping wen it spins in first i keep breakin exh

Sticky? flol

 

[Munson]

Re: help plss how can i stop the big jumping wen it spins in first i keep breakin exh

Plimslole. You want to try 340lb/ft through the front wheels on snow and frozen slush if you even dare awaken the turbo. PMSL at stopping a 150lb/ft Clio from spinning up on winter roads. Learn to f**king drive!

 

[Tom@JMS]

Re: help plss how can i stop the big jumping wen it spins in first i keep breakin exh

You want to try 340lb/ft through the front wheels on snow and frozen slush if you even dare awaken the turbo.

I admire your ability to creatively mention the Ford in every post

 

[Bluebeard]

Re: help plss how can i stop the big jumping wen it spins in first i keep breakin exh

Plimslole. You want to try 340lb/ft through the front wheels on snow and frozen slush if you even dare awaken the turbo. PMSL at stopping a 150lb/ft Clio from spinning up on winter roads. Learn to f**king drive!

I must have missed the thread. What car is it you drive again?

 

[brisa4984]

Re: help plss how can i stop the big jumping wen it spins in first i keep breakin exh

u obviously dont know f**k all mate it kicks in at 5 u nob!!!!!!!!! u cant just put in second on quater mile can ya derrrr thats why im asking what bits i need... id love to meet some of u cocky ones at a meet i tell ya all ive asked for is a lil advice to stop the jumping

do your homework

 

[Munson]

Re: help plss how can i stop the big jumping wen it spins in first i keep breakin exh

That is correct. I do indeed drive a dark brown/charcoal Ford Focus RS MP350 with 6-pot AP Racing WRC brakes and wheels that no longer need powder coating satin black. No actual moat though

</high_roller_as_f**k_x>

 

[.Kev.]

Re: help plss how can i stop the big jumping wen it spins in first i keep breakin exh

With any luck his car will look like this soon.

 

[.Kev.]

Re: help plss how can i stop the big jumping wen it spins in first i keep breakin exh

??? Picture hasn't worked.

 

[Munson]

Re: help plss how can i stop the big jumping wen it spins in first i keep breakin exh

Nein. Ohne picz.

 

[.Kev.]

Re: help plss how can i stop the big jumping wen it spins in first i keep breakin exh

Das ist nicht gut.

 

[welshname]

Re: help plss how can i stop the big jumping wen it spins in first i keep breakin exh

u obviously dont know f**k all mate it kicks in at 5 u nob!!!!!!!!! u cant just put in second on quater mile can ya derrrr thats why im asking what bits i need... id love to meet some of u cocky ones at a meet i tell ya all ive asked for is a lil advice to stop the jumping

was gonna find some other fast and furious related quotes but couldnt be bothered.

 

[TimR26]

Re: help plss how can i stop the big jumping wen it spins in first i keep breakin exh

I'd suggest you learn to drive and don't call people nobs because they've got better knowledge than you!

 

[st3ve]

Re: help plss how can i stop the big jumping wen it spins in first i keep breakin exh

All this thread needs is some Ali-G quotes to top it off imo.

 

[Will.]

Re: help plss how can i stop the big jumping wen it spins in first i keep breakin exh

Is this quarter mile racing on the street or at a proper drag strip?

 

[pritchp]

Re: help plss how can i stop the big jumping wen it spins in first i keep breakin exh

Is this quarter mile racing on the street or at a proper drag strip?

IIRC between traffic lights outside Mc Donalds

 

[TimR26]

Re: help plss how can i stop the big jumping wen it spins in first i keep breakin exh

Breaking his car a quarter mile at a time.

 

[Insideout]

Re: help plss how can i stop the big jumping wen it spins in first i keep breakin exh

Funny thing is, 'danboi87' will be down macdonalds tonight telling his 'krew' that the CS forum 'don't know nufin' about Clios, because he thinks that the 5k kick is the VVT activating.

 

[SBV116]

Re: help plss how can i stop the big jumping wen it spins in first i keep breakin exh

:headno:

 

[faz311090]

Re: help plss how can i stop the big jumping wen it spins in first i keep breakin exh

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a bottle of water in his hand lmao

 

[JCC]

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[Dave..]

Re: help plss how can i stop the big jumping wen it spins in first i keep breakin exh

How have I missed this one?!

Many many lulz to be had!

1. Daft driving
2. Thinking his Clio's and Honda
3. Threatening people offering the right answer
4. Ignoring genuine help in favour of arguing back

 

[blambert]

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[aucky]

Re: help plss how can i stop the big jumping wen it spins in first i keep breakin exh

Lmfao ^

 

[Kneel]

Re: help plss how can i stop the big jumping wen it spins in first i keep breakin exh

All this thread needs is some Ali-G quotes to top it off imo.

 

[jack_davey]

Re: help plss how can i stop the big jumping wen it spins in first i keep breakin exh

It's sad times when unemployment benefits provide chavs with sufficient funds to buy a 182 these days!