RDR's CS Camping Trip 5th July 2014

[Jaff.]

Why is everybody eating cake?
It's punishment for Danny's little indiscretion...
I'd hardly call drink driving a 'little indiscretion'...
The Black Forest Gateau is on Danny for losing his hat last week. I'm afraid last night's incident calls for something much more serious.
I'm glad to hear it.
Do you like ice cream?
Pardon?
Let's just say we won't be short of Chunky Monkey for the next month!
Awwww Dad!

It's probably very sad that I typed that out from memory.

Not really. I can do the whole film from memory!

Epic film!

 

[JP83]

So I've got my tent, bed, coolbox, and chair sorted.

I need a dispoable BBQ, Burgers, buns, Cider, Coke, JD, Water.

 

[McGherkin]

Fcuk. I need to start making lists too.

Who wants to play with the tank?

 

[JP83]

Oh, and I've been warming up my chewbacca, Arnie, and Crickets impressions.

 

[Chili Red]

So I've got my tent, bed, coolbox, and chair sorted.

I need a dispoable BBQ, Burgers, buns, Cider, Coke, JD, Water.

Same, except substitute JD and coke for wine and beer.

 

[JP83]

Oh and suncream. If I could offer one piece of advice, suncream would be it...

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

The majority of people seem to be avoiding the 'party piece' part if the weekend.

I will be expecting some sort of participation people

 

[Goodj]

Banther has pussy'd out of this one

banther, you piss poor disappointment.

 

[Chili Red]

The majority of people seem to be avoiding the 'party piece' part if the weekend.

I will be expecting some sort of participation people

What is it? I intend to be sunbathing, eating and drinking and that's it!!

 

[DaveDreads]

What is it? I intend to be sunbathing, eating and drinking and that's it!!

Bikini? :clap:

 

[Bluebeard]

What is it? I intend to be sunbathing

Should I bring my sun cream and gentle hands?

 

[Chili Red]

Blimey I think the hot weather's got to everyone!

 

[DaveDreads]

Out of all of us attending, you're the one most likely to do some drunken molesting.

 

[Bluebeard]

Should I bring my sun cream and gentle hands?

Blimey I think the hot weather's got to everyone!

So that's not a no then??

 

[Mr R.]

So that's not a no then??

I read it the same way to.

 

[banther]

banther, you piss poor disappointment.

I bailed on about page 3

 

[DaveDreads]

I'll be bringing my new sunbathing outfit,
i'll need someone to rub sun cream on me too.

 

[Goodj]

Gaywad

Edit: that applies to the 2 posts above.

But, Dave, surely you'll end up with dreads getting all clogged up in your crack? That's gonna take more than Tresseme to sort out

 

[DaveDreads]

I've cut them to shoulder length to avoid that,
although I may have that problem with my gooch dreads.

 

[Chili Red]

Out of all of us attending, you're the one most likely to do some drunken molesting.

That's so not true

So that's not a no then??

Not at all, you can do Dave as well while you're there

 

[Bluebeard]

Not at all, you can do Dave as well while you're there

I just did some sick in my mouth.

 

[DaveDreads]

I might as well apply the lotion with a Jersey Royal, same f*cking thing.

 

[Bluebeard]

I might as well apply the lotion with a Jersey Royal, same f*cking thing.

Touching your naked hairy back ranks on par with watching my Dad lick my Mum out.

 

[DaveDreads]

Well you shouldn't be looking at polaroids you found in your parents wardrobe then.

 

[Bluebeard]

ffs. You win.

 

[JP83]

Touching your naked hairy back ranks on par with watching my Dad lick my Mum out.

At least it wasn't the other way round. Mum licking out his chocolate starfish.

 

[Goodj]

Well you shouldn't be looking at yourmumnet then.

EFOffence.
Let's get off the subject of mothers though, since I've just got off of yours

 

[DaveDreads]

Well your Mum's so fat that when I swerved to avoid her in the street I ran out of petrol.

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

What is it? I intend to be sunbathing, eating and drinking and that's it!!

Just thought it would be a laugh once everyone's pissed and darkness is upon us we could have everyone do a little party piece.

Dave's party piece is creating cow pat style puke piles. I'm going to tell a few jokes, Jaff. will wow us with his Welsh singing voice. I believe someone is bringing a guitar?

It can be anything at all. Handstands, back flips, cart wheels, a streak around the field, touching your nose with your tongue, peeling yourself and making chips Mr.Potato etc etc.

It'll be like CS drunken BGT.

 

[Owen92]

Just thought it would be a laugh once everyone's pissed and darkness is upon us we could have everyone do a little party piece.

Dave's party piece is creating cow pat style puke piles. I'm going to tell a few jokes, @Jaff. will wow us with his Welsh singing voice. I believe someone is bringing a guitar?

It can be anything at all. Handstands, back flips, cart wheels, a streak around the field, touching your nose with your tongue, peeling yourself and making chips @Mr.Potato etc etc.

It'll be like CS drunken BGT.

Everyone knows my party trick, but no one will want to see it!

 

[DaveDreads]

I'm pretty much a one man party trick as it is,
so all i'll need to do is show up and act normal, well normal for me.

 

[Munson]

I've decided I might come to this. Purely because I want to see Ali's breasts. And ideally sleep on them.

 

[McGherkin]

I've decided I might come to this. Purely because I want to see Ali's breasts. And ideally sleep on them.

Fcuk off, you don't exist.

 

[Dr HMS Derv Destroyer]

LOL he won't turn up lurking in the shadows

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

I've decided I might come to this. Purely because I want to see Ali's breasts. And ideally sleep on them.

DO IT!!!

 

[Munson]

Can you promise that her breasts will be on offer as pillows?

 

[Goodj]

I've decided I might come to this. Purely because I want to see Ali's breasts. And ideally sleep on them.

As a backup, you can sleep on mine

 

[Munson]

Thanks but no thanks.

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

Can you promise that her breasts will be on offer as pillows?

Funk White ?

 

[Munson]

She already said no.