RDR's CS Camping Trip 5th July 2014

[DaveDreads]

I bet you jumped the fence too? God damn hippies.

F*ck yeah, one yeah with a rope ladder some random had brought,
the next year up the side of one of the watch towers
that was being manned by a bloke that didn't even work there.

The year after that, a gang had nicked one of the UV hand stamps and were charging £20 per person,
I offered the bloke a can a beer and a joint and he stamped my hand,
in the time it took my mates with tickets to queue up and get in i'd walked through the fast track lane
and were waiting for them on the other side, they were proper pissed off they'd paid £120 a ticket
and i'd just strolled in. lol

 

[JaredHasNoBrain]

I should be getting paid on the 4th so if i'm coming its going to be a choice by the flip of a coin!
I'll bring lots of hayfeaver s**t and sleep in the car so I don't die. lol

 

[Mr R.]

I'll be doing a butcher's food order chap's.

Last year the 40 burgers I brought went well.

He also does amazing jumbo sausages, 1/4 burgers and kebabs on sticks.

 

[BoatNonce]

I should be getting paid on the 4th so I'm coming because if I don't then I shall forever be known as a massive bender.

EFA.

 

[Dr HMS Derv Destroyer]

FPMSL! Hopefully i make it , just hope Dave doesn't floor it off and leave me behind

 

[DaveDreads]

You need to be able to do 80 to convoy with me,
when I was a child my Mum's 1.4 mk1 Fiesta could do 80 ffs!

 

[Dr HMS Derv Destroyer]

I can do 80 but I still haven't ran it in.
Not ment to sit a constant revs for long periods

And I have a sat nav that's better than your phone which switches itself off

 

[DaveDreads]

I'll give you a 30 minute head start then and overtake you just before we get there,
as the dog kennel can cruise at 80 for hours because it's a mans car.

 

[TheEvilGiraffe]

I can do 80 but I still haven't ran it in.
Not ment to sit a constant revs for long periods

And I have a sat nav that's better than your phone which switches itself off

Get it warm and give it welly ? Go the pretty route ?!

 

[Dr HMS Derv Destroyer]

I'll give you a 30 minute head start then and overtake you just before we get there,
as the dog kennel can cruise at 80 for hours because it's a mans car.

Feck off ! We'll settle that when I have a saph!

Get it warm and give it welly ? Go the pretty route ?!

Suppose I could , my old man did say the best engines are the ones, that are warmed up and given hell whilst running in lol

 

[BoatNonce]

I'll be doing a butcher's food order chap's.

Last year the 40 burgers I brought went well.

He also does amazing jumbo sausages, 1/4 burgers and kebabs on sticks.

20 burgers pour moi.
And another 20 sausages.

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

20 burgers pour moi.
And another 20 sausages.

That's a lot of meat!

 

[BoatNonce]

The chance only comes around twice a year!

Bang 'em in the freezer. Job done.

 

[JP83]

20 burgers pour moi.
And another 20 sausages.

Fat b*****d.

And that's coming from a fat b*****d!

As for rounders - I'll take score. Did running in this heat!

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

The chance only comes around twice a year!

Bang 'em in the freezer. Job done.

They're frozen when Scott buys them mate.

Can you refreeze burgers and sausages?

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

Fat b*****d.

And that's coming from a fat b*****d!

As for rounders - I'll take score. Sod running in this heat!

EFA

I was thinking about in the evening once it cools down a bit

 

[JP83]

Good spot. That should have said "sod."

I'm fat Ron. It never cools down.

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

Good spot. That should have said "sod."

I'm fat Ron. It never cools down.

lol it's all cool mate! We'll have old wheezy do your running for you

 

[DaveDreads]

Rounders!? :S

Did you all turn into 12 year old girls since last year?

 

[JP83]

lol it's all cool mate! We'll have old wheezy do your running for you

If I could maybe drive the car round, then I'd consider it!

 

[Dr HMS Derv Destroyer]

You mean when half of us are either drunk or getting there playing rounders LOL,
im covering my windows up!

volley ball would be a rate laugh!

 

[Goodj]

I was thinking of campfire and massive pot-cooked chilli....then remembered that fires may not be welcome

 

[BoatNonce]

They're frozen when Scott buys them mate.

Can you refreeze burgers and sausages?

Hmm. Signs point to dubious.

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

Rounders!? :S

Did you all turn into 12 year old girls since last year?

Stop being such a old fart!

Just trying to think of things that would be a giggle once we've all had a few bevvies.

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

Hmm. Signs point to dubious.

Yeah you'll need a large appetite to munch that lot in a day lol

 

[BoatNonce]

Who can do the best impression of another CS member.
CS Moments Of Fame expressed through the medium of song.
Try not to get bitten by the dog.

I'll revise my order to 3 burgers and 5 sausages then.

 

[TheEvilGiraffe]

Suppose I could , my old man did say the best engines are the ones, that are warmed up and given hell whilst running in lol

Err.. yes.

Fcuk polishing the cylinder walls with your new rings. Give it death (when the oil, not just the water, is warm!!!) !

:evil:

 

[TheEvilGiraffe]

I was thinking of campfire and massive pot-cooked chilli....then remembered that fires may not be welcome

Dave, [RDR], what's the craic with fires there ? Do you know..?

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

As far as I remember they're a no no.

Seeing as I'm coming with Scott in his van I may bring my patio log burner. It doubles as a BBQ too.

 

[Scrooge]

Damn it, I wanted fire.

Can't wait for this, the thought of having to erect (teehee) my tent is annoying though. Toled-a-tent may have to do.

 

[Owen92]

So it looks like I've drawn the short straw and will have to cover call that weekend. Absolutely gutted! Will be trying to organise something so I can still come though.

 

[BoatNonce]

So it looks like I've drawn the short straw and will have to cover call that weekend. Absolutely gutted! Will be trying to organise something so I can still come though.

Bring the van, it'll probably end up being needed.

 

[DaveDreads]

Dave, [RDR], what's the craic with fires there ? Do you know..?

Not allowed anything that damages the grass,
might be able to get away with something like this though.

http://www.buydirect4u.co.uk/bentle...ire-pit.html?gclid=CPbujtzUkL8CFYrJtAodWV4AoA

 

[Owen92]

Bring the van, it'll probably end up being needed.

I wish! CS breakdown service?

 

[Goodj]

Toled-a-tent may have to do.

Bagsies on the boot!

 

[Scrooge]

cavernous.

 

[BoatNonce]

Not allowed anything that damages the grass,

I'm surprised they're letting you back.

 

[DaveDreads]

I know, i'm half expecting a bare patch on the ground where I puked.

 

[Jaff.]

Damn it, I wanted fire.

Can't wait for this, the thought of having to erect (teehee) my tent is annoying though. Toled-a-tent may have to do.

focus-a-tent is doing me...

that doesnt work!

 

[Scrooge]

lol

Stent.